Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Spying on us?

In today's paranoia segment of Absurd Men Speak we discuss who is spying on us-real or imagined.

Rome Air Force Base Military Research Divison scans Absurd Men Speak. Check the sitemeter! Why do they care? I think they were interested in my post on bombarding space with our germs. Or maybe it was the facist thing. Or the inteligent design. Who knows.

Oh wait, there is a knock on my door...

5 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

I actually know why they check our site. It's more fun to feed your paranoia than to tell you the truth though.

If you researched our archive you might find the answer, but why spoil the fun?

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:15:00 PM  
Blogger Erasmus said...

I know the reason too. It was because of the post on DUMB facilities. They know that Plattsburgh is still being used and are monitoring any posts on the issue.

Or it could be the reason that Dave knows of, if he can be trusted.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:39:00 PM  
Blogger Epictetus said...

The DUMB facilities post seems like the obvious explanation. Gaius should not rule out that there is a mole on his crack team of researchers though.

Thursday, March 23, 2006 10:25:00 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

One of the first posts here at Absurd Men is about conspiracy theories. Trust me, the exlanation is really very hum-drum.

Thursday, March 23, 2006 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger Gaius Germanicus said...

Dave is a govenment operative! Or maybe the govenment replaced the real Dave with a robot-like Dave to monitor our activities. Or maybe the world government caputered Dave when he was in Russia and replaced him with a look-alike (wait I haven't seen him since then-how do I know its the real Dave?) My god, they really are out to get us. Good thing I have an impervious nom-de-plume--they will never find out who I really am! HA! Then again, I think someone is following me these days. Damn it:

I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT! I LOVE THE GOVENMENT! I KNOW THE IDENTITIES OF THE OTHER POSTERS HERE I WILL SQUEAL LIKE A PIG-I DON'T WANT TO GO TO GITMO-I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. PLEASE!

Friday, March 24, 2006 2:00:00 PM  

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