Tuesday, June 14, 2005

A Lovely Fantasy

I dream of one day finding and giving a wedgie to the guy who used to bully Bill O'Reilly. No one becomes as big a dick as O'Reilly without outside help. Whoever it was released this giant ass on us and deserves, at the very least, a keel hauling.

In the interest of fairness, someone please, find my bullies and give them wet willies.


Blogger Epictetus said...

And another poignant example...Nobody has to look any further to see the disturbing effects of bullying than Mike Tyson.

Mike was one of those large gentle giants when he was a kid growing up in the Bronx. His main hobby was raising pigeons. He was a quiet and a loner but never any trouble. Until some local kids raided his coups and killed his pigeons.

Mike hunted them down and beat them like rag dolls. He put two in critical condition. He was put in a juvenial home where a social worker recommended boxing as an outlet. The rest is history.

Thursday, June 16, 2005 8:31:00 AM  

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