Pangloss

We're open to several points of view here. So many points of view in fact, that we've had our eyes segmented. The internet has provided a way for an infinite number of views to be expressed, commented on and refined. That's one reason why we leave our "Comment" area open to anybody who wants to join in the insanity. That and there's always the off chance hot chicks will want our phone numbers.

I'd like nothing more than to keep that avenue open for everyone (mostly for the chicks). Recently someone advertised on the blog anonymously which left us a little puzzled. We didn't know who did it.

That's just silly. If you're going to sell cat food on our site be honorable, give yourself a name, use your name for instance. Unless you're not proud of yourself. That's cool too.

The second thing of course was the absurd placement of the ad which made us laugh, sense it was placed on an entry of self promotion by one of our guys. Hilarious, I loved it.

I'm only writing this because I want to be fair to anybody who is going to put ads up here in our open "Comment" field. This may not be the best site to promote your goods. This is Absurd Men Speak. Anything can happen. Somebody could write about the wonders of National Naked Day. Somebody might write about how parents who kill their children should be exonerated for helping to get rid of potentially inherited insanity. At Absurd Men Speak illegal immigration could be solved by driving more illegal immigrants into the desert and leaving them in the truck. Now I'm not saying that the next three articles I write may have questionable ethics and dubious merit. I'm saying that having your product linked to our site might drive people far away from giving you money, far, far away.

I need to point out again that the site is open, we're not going to go out of our way to keep you from making money, just put your name on things you say. Anonymity is absurd, unless you're Mark Felt and Liddy is trying to find and kill you.