There are no fat people in Ireland

It's true. OK, I was only there for a week. Still, I only saw one fat person and he had a Texas accent.

I don't know why they're so thin. Maybe they have better food, maybe they don't eat as much at meals, maybe they can't afford to eat. I'm pretty sure they can afford to eat, though. They all looked fit and trim, not like congolese refugees, ya know.

They should come out with a diet program, that way they have something to fall back on if the IT thing falls through.