Saturday, August 05, 2006

Surviving The Thousand Year Heat Wave

I've seen Al Gore's movie and it's frightening how far behind the eight ball we are. i also live in New york City and had to go through a week without power because the power lines were catching on fire. The unending heatwave is coming and citizens cannot count on their governement or big business to straighted out what we've all done. Rather than tuck our heads between our legs I offer this siple solution: Evolutionarily weatherize your children.

We don't have a lot of time. In the next 43 1/2 years the global tempreture will be much, much higher than it has ever been in the entire planet's history. I propose tha parents do everything they can to help their children prepare for the on coming weather onslaught.

For those in the Americas, Africa, and Eastern Asia this means finding out which couples children can survive extreme hot tempretures. many parents in the US have started by leaving their children in their automobiles while running quick errands. What they have found to our benefit is that their seed cannot live in 105 + degree tempretures. While many see this as tragic, I think this provides a great opportunity. By locking our children in vehicles in regions that will suffer the greatest from the heat, we can determine which bloodlines will continue to thrive as the temps increase.

For those in Europe and Western Asia and possibly northen Africa, you'll have you're work cut out for you. Unfortunately you have no idea what is coming. Or worse you could get both extremes of years of heat and then a quick thousand year ice age. As the ice caps melt they could stop the northern ocean cuerrents, stopping the recycling of hot and cold water, which would put you under a deep freeze. First you're have to determine who can live in extreme heat and then from those candidates, who can live in extreme cold. The plus side to the cold issue is that you have time to develop you heating technology (coats, fire, etc.) years before you'll need them. Cold can be survived by shelter. Heat, not so much-see section on cars.

Be creative, I'm sure there are many ways to find out what your child can and cannot stand. And if they should parish in this, see them as heros. Without there sacrifice we would be spending valuble resources on trying to keep them alive despite the inevitable.

Good luck and God bless our little soldiers.

2 Comments:

Blogger Erasmus said...

The time may be coming to miniturize humans as Gaius once suggested in another forum. He was trying to come up with a solution to solve the use of food and natural resources, but if we were miniturized we could take shelter from the sun under very small plants, nor would we need the same amount of air conditioning capacity.

I hope the fact that you are basing your concern on Al Gore's theories is some of the absurdity of this post. Of course he did invent the internet so I guess we should listen to him!

Sunday, August 06, 2006 2:50:00 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

For a decent article on how Al Gore invented the internet go to, www.perkel.com/politics/gore/internet.htm

It outlines how political ads can take quotes out of context and replace the facts of current events with vagueries and false perceptions. True absurdity is in how ads can create misconceptions rapidly and appearantly, with some permanance.

This heat wave is coming, so you better shove your infants into non-airconditioned vehicles.

Sunday, August 06, 2006 6:19:00 PM  

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